December 2007
23 posts
At the Newscorp Christmas
Last night Rupert Murdoch personally said hello to my sister! All I got was an excuse me. But his body brushed mine. It was powerfully romantic. And then we were ten feet from Bill O’Reilly. He is seriously tall, a head above everyone around him. There was no loofah in sight though, shame.
And guess who's fault it is...
Clemens first got the hookup from our man Canseco, according to Mitchell. How did I know that this would all be his fault? Shoot him in the butt!
“Overall, it felt pretty good. It took me a little while to get a rhythm out...”
– Jose Canseco, reflecting on his pitching.
Home Run Derby →
New favorite girly sports site.
Juicers! →
I cannot wait for the Mitchell report! Christmas is coming early!
Rod Stewart - Up Above My Head Gospel rules, even...
DR United →
Where I make poop jokes with my boyfriend’s family. It’s a coping mechanism to tide us over untill the next fantasy baseball season. If Johan ends up on the Yankees, he’s mine!
“If a man does not have an ideal and try to live up to it, then he becomes a...”
– Theodore Roosevelt in letter to his son Kermit
The problem with decorating
When sitting in my apartment, I think of the things I would like to make or buy to make it seem more homey. Then, I remember that I live in a tiny lineoleum hovel, and to dress it up is kinda pointless. Then, I remember that I will not be a grad student for much longer, and I should be saving my big bucks for the real world and its utility bills. Then, I remember that I should really just be in...
